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Journal Entry: Tue Jul 8, 2008, 1:31 AM
If you think this header is sexy, there's something wrong with you.









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Hi.





















=Twelfth did not write this journal nor come anywhere NEAR this journal so don't you be spreading lies and slander in regards to that, you crazy beeyotches!!!



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This is. A really. Goddamn. Sex-ay. Footer. YES.




  • Mood: Horny
  • Listening to: sultry seductresses
  • Watching: OLD GREGG
  • Eating: look at my footer for more information
  • Drinking: yes indeed

BE MY FRENND

Journal Entry: Sat Jul 5, 2008, 1:02 PM
THIS IS A REALLY GODDAMN SEXY HEADER 8D


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I decided that I want more internet friends on my lj.

----->[link] <------

and 'sides, I post more art there than here XD
well, more doodles, if anything...


...
durp


BE MY FRENND???

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THIS IS A REALLY GODDAMN SEXY FOOTER 8D

  • Mood: Hysterical
  • Listening to: fight club
  • Watching: life pass me by...
  • Drinking: i'm thirsty...

DOWN WITH... BEER

Journal Entry: Mon Jun 16, 2008, 8:00 PM
THIS IS A REALLY GODDAMN SEXY HEADER 8D


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just kidding XD

HELL YEAH





still the best thing ever:



my arm hurts.

...yup XD

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THIS IS A REALLY GODDAMN SEXY FOOTER 8D

  • Mood: Hysterical
  • Listening to: kaleido star
  • Watching: life pass me by...
  • Drinking: coke

I'm afraid of 28 out of 72 common fears

Journal Entry: Wed May 28, 2008, 10:36 PM
THIS IS A REALLY GODDAMN SEXY HEADER 8D


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FIRST OFF:

:orange:[link]:orange:
she loves me longlongteim
(deck)
(she sprayed my PILLOW with her shitty perfume D: )

AND I LOVE SIERRA LONGLONGTIME.
NORLY.
XDDD
hay.
hay look what I did today! (finally)
[link]
[link]
now you see me!
[link]
now you DON'T
HARHARRRRRRRRRR
(erra's hair is cuter XD erra fayse is cuterrrrrr, murr)

OH YEAH, AND THISSSSSS
IS THE BEST THING EVER
HARHARRRRRHAR
200 LBS


MEME TIME

I fear...
[x] the dark
[x] staying single forever
[x] being a parent
[x] giving birth
[ ] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[ ] closed spaces
[x] heights
[ ] dogs
[ ] birds
[ ] fish
[x] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants

Total so far: x=6

[ ] being touched
[ ] fire
[x] deep water
[x] snakes
[ ] silk
[x] the ocean
[x] failure
[x] success
[ ] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[ ] boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[ ] rats
[x] jumping from high places
[ ] snow

Total so far: x=12

[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[x] crossing hanging bridges
[x] death
[ ] heaven
[ ] being robbed
[x] falling
[ ] clowns
[ ] dolls {Only dolls that are human}
[ ] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[x] having great responsibilities
[ ] doctors, including dentists
[ ] tornadoes {More really the damage they cause}

Total so far: x=16

[ ] hurricanes
[x] incurable diseases
[ ] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[x] ghosts
[ ] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[x] being alone
[] becoming blind
[ ] becoming deaf
[x] growing up

Total so far: x=20

[x] creepy noises in the night
[x] bee stings
[x] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[x] needles
[x] blood
[ ] dinosaurs
[ ] the welcome mat
[x] high speed
[x] throwing up
[x] falling in love
[ ] super secret

Total: x=28

If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend some counseling.
If you get more than 20, you’re paranoid.
If you get 10-20, you are normal.
If you get 10 or less, you're fearless.
People who don’t have any are liars.





HAHAHA, so, I'm comfortably paranoid XD
got this from... someone somewhere on dA
couldn't resist, I knew a large amount of these applied to me, hahahaaargh.
you all do it now, yes? 8D
[link]
eyebrow hairs 8D

damn, this post feels like a myspace post.
time to go slit my wrists... or something to that myspacy effect.

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THIS IS A REALLY GODDAMN SEXY FOOTER 8D

  • Mood: Hysterical
  • Listening to: bluebells
  • Watching: life pass me by...
  • Eating: I'm hungry...
  • Drinking: I'm thirsty...

KNOW MEE

Journal Entry: Sat May 24, 2008, 10:08 PM
THIS IS A REALLY GODDAMN SEXY HEADER 8D


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ATE THINGS ABOOT MEE.

won.
I really can't spell, but most of the time I do it on purpose? and I don't like capitalizing unless it's one of those I words. It seems weird otherwise?

too.
I used to truly believe in world peace. but then, I used to believe in god, too.

three.
I try to name every comic/illustration I make after a song that's important to me in some fashion.

for.
I've never done the whole 'dating relationship' thing. I've always hidden behind drawing, music, running, you name it. and I probably always will.

five.
I don't like my body, especially my stomach area (but who does anymore?) but maybe my granny chin? I always make sure I have hair to hide my face behind, since I don't like that either X'D

six.
I'm annoying and touchy feely. I like solid objects, 3-D if you will? so I like to feel it and make sure of it's existence. It sucks at museums because darnit, I wanna touch that sculpture!!! and touching people is fun, they feel so weird. and rocks, o yeah babay. so solid, and all like, FFFEEEELLL THAT SEDIMENT THAT BUILT UPPP, ffffeeeeellll the history of it. I get into it. (yes, I have a rock collection). oh, and old pennies! I like touching those, it's all HAY, SOMEONE FROM 1947 WAS HOLDING THIIISSSSSSSS 8D (feel the history? pfft)

sevin
I love super cute things and happyjoyness!! andand I love macro photography or flowers and plantlife and sparkly things and bright yellow and just everything cheery and anything that makes me smile! (puppies!! TEEHEE)
...
and then I draw and dream up such dark and horrid things, and lemmeh tell you, I am so totally NOT drawn to these things from other people (to an extent... some things are just too cool). I get creeped the fuck out. it's like, WHAAAAAT IS THIS, WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU.
hyup.


ate.
I forget who I am sometimes. who you are. who IS that man called daddy? who are you again? WHO AM I!?!? W...WHAT'S REAL????! SAVE ME MOMMY, WAIT WHO ARE YOU AGAIN?????
so uh... somethings wrong with me XD

THE END.
tagged by the beautiful :iconrose-walker:
GO CONGRATULATE HER, SHE JUST GOT INTO AN AWESOME SCHOOL!!
WOOOO, PARTYPARTY!!
you deserve it, gurl~ ; ; :heart:!!

p.s. nine, I love you all :orange::orange::orange:
[link]

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THIS IS A REALLY GODDAMN SEXY FOOTER 8D

  • Mood: Hysterical
  • Listening to: bright eyes
  • Watching: life pass me by...
  • Drinking: I'm thirsty...